Vane, Arrochar Alps
This report was a joint effort by all those who were walking today and written in the pub.
Met up at Inveruglas car park at 9.40 am. Lovely toilets but no mirrors. We were on our way by 9.50 am.
Not a good start, Kathryn forgot to turn up the hill, so cross country to find the path. Then Irene did an Alan with her trousers ( for those who dont know what an Alan is, well its ripping her trousers from the crotch to the calf). Unlike Alan who is decent and modest and put on his waterproof trousers when this happened to him, Madam Irene (brazen hussy) continued up the hill flashing her thigh to any passerby. No wonder no-one spoke to us all day!!!
As the climb progressed, the sun came out but the wind got up temperature plummeted. Us girls couldnt wait for Michael to get out his erection. At the top in 3 hours with fabulous views but the wind was bitterly cold. This make Michaels erection a necessity!!! What a sight it was!!! We ate lunch in the erection and it was warm, cosy and comfortable. We all bonded after spending 45 minutes tightly packed together. When we emerged it must have been a sight for two guys who were eating their lunch and laughing at us especially as there were 5 women (one with ripped trousers) and 2 guys.
A quick decent, the sun was out and it was slightly warmer. The views were spectacular and we could see for miles. Reached the bottom and took the customary team photo during which Stephen stepped back after setting up the camera and nearly lost his life by losing is footing and dangled down a 20 foot drop (Ok maybe we are exaggerating a little).
All safe in the pub by 5 pm. Irene doesnt drink she juggles half pints of lager and soaked us all.
For details of Michaels erection please see the photos below.
To view his erection, click on the appropriate photos.
|Photos Irene Cahill
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